Congratulations! You attend the second most expensive college in the United States!
Your President has an uncanny resemblance to Paul McCartney.
You come to terms with the fact that you will need to live off food stamps the rest of your life because of your student loan debt.
You see a new hunger strike for Palestinians or the Syrians every day on the quad.
Luckily, you are now aware of the seriousness of feline aids due to the graffiti dotting campus
